Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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