You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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