i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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