Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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