i just google imaged poop.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sext me about skeletons
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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