I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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