The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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