Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think your dad took our porno
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The power of my boobs compel you
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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