you have to choose: penises or morals?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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