Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
only you would photoshop your dick
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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