Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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