...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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