O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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