This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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