apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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