He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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