Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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