i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You need a sexual gate keeper
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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