Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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