Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she woke up with a sticky ear
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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