Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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