That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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