dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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