I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
