If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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