Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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