Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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