Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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