It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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