never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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