Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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