normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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