What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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