That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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