im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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