Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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