Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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