i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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