I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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