Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
FUCK WHALES
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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