Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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