with your own penis?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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