On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Buhtt sex?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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