All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there's paper in my vomit.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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