Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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