You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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