i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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