Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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