hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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