I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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