Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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