Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh god the rape fog is back!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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