i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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