In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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