ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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