let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize