It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
