I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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