Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just gargled with NyQuil
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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