He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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