It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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